The Senior Moment

The Survivor’s Creed

By Max Lucado

You’ll get through this.

It won’t be painless.

It won’t be quick.

But God will use this mess for good.

Don’t be foolish or naïve.

But don’t despair either.

With God’s help, you’ll get through this.

WE NEED TO LAUGH,TOO!

He dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water.   I think he meant well.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I think I broke my arm in several places!  Doctor: Well, then don't go to those places.

Did you hear about the piano that got run over?   It was a little flat.

How does a penguin build its house?  Igloos it together.

Did you hear about the silkworm races?  They almost always end up in a tie.

I'm going to sell my vacuum cleaner.   It's just collecting dust.

A random e-mail address keeps sending me loads of pictures advertising tinned meat.  I think it's spam.

I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.  The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.